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I'm well beyond being surprised or outraged by my president calling me a limp-wristed Nazi fetishist. But even after all these years I can't get over the militant brainlessess that passes for mainstream postmodern conservative thought. It's beyond stupidity; it's a Nietzschean abyss that's as fascinating as it is horrifying.

One can try to point out that "There’s no policy here, just testoterone [2]," simply call bullshit [3], or perhaps try a Clintonian "massive retaliation" ante-upping.

But short of dry-humping, Ace Ventura style, a life-size effigy of Ahmadinejad while singing the Ballad of the Green Berets, there's really no response, is there?