Heh heh. Heh heh heh. Ha ha ha ha. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

T. Boone Pickens was waiting [1] for John McCain in a small conference room at the Aspen Meadows Resort...

“You’re looking trim," Pickens told McCain as they engaged in some small talk. Pickens mentioned yesterday’s Census article in a newspaper about how non-Hispanic whites would no longer be the majority in 2042.

“You and I won't have to worry about that,” Pickens said jokingly, referring to the age of the two men.

Said jokingly. This, folks, is what they refer in journalism school as style, "helping capture the excitement and tension you are trying to convey."

A reporter tried to ask McCain about a new anti-Obama book, to which McCain responded cryptically "gotta keep your sense of humor."

McCain staffer Brooke Buchanan then stretched her arms in front of her boss, saying “we’re not doing that,” and escorted reporters to the door.

Hey, have you seen that Obama body surfing video? Teh funny. I tell you.

Upsidaisy: Funnnnny [2]. Randy Scheunemann, John McCain's top foreign policy adviser, has been personally arrested at the Capitol for carrying an illegal weapon