Mon
Feb 9 2009
10:14 am
By: Mark Siegel
But all the dancers are real dogs.
Really!
The Humane Society of the Tennessee Valley invites animal lovers to celebrate Valentine's Day with a free lap dance at the Adopt-A-Pet center on Bearden Hill at 6720 Kingston Pike. Dancers will be performing on Friday, February 13, 5 p.m. to 8 p.m. and Saturday, February 14 from 1 p.m. to 5 p.m.
The performers, both male and female, will allow heavy petting and dance for free, but they would welcome tips of kibble and cash.
What could be hotter than a chihuahua in a garter belt?
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